Missing Wife

Husband went to the police department to report that his wife was missing...

Husband:  My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.

Sergeant:  What is her height?

Husband:  I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant:  Weight?

Husband:  Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant:  Colour of eyes?

Husband:  Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Sergeant:  Colour of hair?

Husband:  Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I think.

Sergeant:  What was she wearing?

Husband:  Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

Sergeant:  What kind of car did she go in?

Husband:  She went in my truck.

Sergeant:  What kind of truck was it?

Husband: A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which has a matching after-market bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and "Bubba" floor mats. Trailer package with gold hitch and special wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, 23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Goodyear Wranglers. It has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting.

At this point the husband started choking up.

Sergeant:  Take it easy, Buddy, we'll find your truck.